Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., when he was still running for president, got on the Wisconsin ballot. After the Orange Felon offered him a job, old Worms for Brains decided that he no longer wanted to be on the ballot and asked to be off. Sadly for Wormhead, Wisconsin state law said that he can’t be taken off unless he dies, which he hasn’t done at the time of this writing. So RFK, Jr. sued, lost, appealed, lost, appealed to the state supreme court, and lost.
But now, with less than two weeks before Election Day, and with thousands of absentee and early ballots already cast, the worms who do his thinking for him decided to appeal to the Supreme Court of the United States, asking them to take his name of the Wisconsin ballot. His petition sounds an awful lot like election interference:
