Desi Lydic and the rest of The Daily Show’s news team takes a hard look at the answer to the question on the lips of everyone in the world – What the actual fuck, America?!
America did make history by electing the first convicted felon president, even before we elected the first female president.
However, don’t bother watching the squawking heads to explain how this possibly could have happened. Harris was too pro-Israel. Harris was too pro-Palestine. Harris was too liberal. Harris was too centrist. Of course, all these conflicting theories are immeasurably better than listening to the conservatives on Fox or any of those propagandist stations. They’ve all gone to 24/7 worship services to the Great Rapist.
Some excerpts of Lydic’s monologue:
Yeah, it’s official. America’s elected its first criminal president before electing its first female president. What a day for proud felonists.
What the actual f—, America? We have had two qualified, accomplished women nominated for president, and both times, they lost to the worst man in the whole country. It’s starting to feel like we’re going to get every other first before we get a first woman president. First Amish president. First, uh, Wahlberg president. Hey, there’s no rule that says a dog can’t be president. As long as it’s a boy dog.
