Former Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz has withdrawn from the running for U.S. attorney general. Delusional in defeat, Gaetz wrote on social media cesspool X, “While the momentum was strong, it is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction to the critical work of the Trump/Vance Transition,” announcing the decision.
Reactions are coming in now that one of Trump’s witches is seemingly dead.
Donald Trump released a statement that sounded like he was giving Gaetz a copy of Dr. Seuss’ “Oh, the Places You’ll Go!” as a graduation present:
“I greatly appreciate the recent efforts of Matt Gaetz in seeking approval to be Attorney General. He was doing very well but, at the same time, did not want to be a distraction for the Administration, for which he has much respect. Matt has a wonderful future, and I look forward to watching all of the great things he will do!”
Sen. Mitch McConnell came out of his shell to tell reporter Leigh Ann Caldwell, “I think that was appropriate.”
