Leon Musk’s teenage DOGE boy, Edward Coristine, who refers to himself online as “Big Balls,” has taken on new roles as a senior adviser at the State Department and the Department of Homeland Security, the latter of which is headed by Deportation Barbie. I’m unsure of how a teenager becomes a senior advisor, but this is what happens when you have an unelected narcissistic dipshit billionaire acting as President.
On topic: We’re being “governed” by middle school boys:
As Ellen reported this month, Edward Coristine (the balls kid) was fired from an internship after boasting how he had accessed “every single machine” and was suspected of leaking propriety information to a competitor. Marvelous.
