Ronnie Jackson may be long gone, but apparently there is no shortage of lying sycophants to take his place.
As we discussed here, our oldest sitting “president” had a physical that lasted around 5 hours this week, and he has to go back for a follow-up colonoscopy, but that didn’t stop Trump from once again bragging about the quack doctor who took Jackson’s place on the so-called results from his latest exam.
Thankfully, for what’s left of the sane among us, late night host Jimmy Kimmel had a field day this Monday with both Trump and his new doctor.
KIMMEL: The results are in for President Trump’s annual physical exam, and guess what? He’s in excellent health.
Of course he is. He eats right, he avoids unhealthy foods, diet soda, he manages stress. He doesn’t hang on to anger. He gets a good night’s sleep. He limits his time on social media.
He spends lots of time with loved ones and gets plenty of exercise getting in and out of that golf cart, and he’s got a body like Brad Pitt to show it.
This is some report.
