Secretary of Drunkenness and Defense Pete Hegseth is in deep shit now that he’s been found to be drunk testing attack plans on unsecure apps not just once, but twice. And even though the Orange Shitgibbon has expressed a vote of confidence in Hegseth, he’s also taking applications for a new DOD secretary. But that doesn’t mean that Hegseth isn’t without friends.
Rep. Drunken Van Orden is staggering to the rescue. DVO has taken up the defense of fellow drunken military man Hegseth in the mean streets of Xitter. First, DVO issued this post chock full of liquid courage:
But DVO wasn’t done with just that. He decided to challenge people’s right to criticize Hegseth for his egregious breech of security:
From TNR:
